魂: Archive

“If ‘forgive me’ would make up for everything then we wouldn’t need hell!”

– Skip Beat

Dec 29th

“All the stuff i was desperately trying to keep hidden You saw through it...”

– Sho -skip beat

Dec 29th

Dec 28th

You know you’re in college when :

1. High school started before 8am, but now anything before noon is considered “early”. 2. You have more beer than food in your fridge. 3. Weekends start on Thursday. 4. 6am is when you go to sleep, not when you wake up. 5. You know many different ways to cook ramen noodles or macaroni and cheese. 6. The health center gives out free condoms, and people take them… just in case. 7. Instead of...

Dec 28th

“There are two ways to look at life. Actually, that’s not accurate; I suppose...”

– Chuck Klosterman

Dec 28th

“Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately...”

– Chuck Klosterman

Dec 28th

Top 20 Unfortunate Lessons Girls Learn From...

From a male point of view, the only redeeming feature of the Twilight books and movies is the ammunition they provide against female claims of innate moral superiority over men. Whenever a woman criticizes a man’s lust, aggression, shallowness or any other lesser angel of his personality, the quick-witted fellow can point to the millions of women addicted to the base, insipid,...

Dec 27th

19 things we learned from movies

1. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St Patrick’s Day parade – at any time of the year. 2. All beds have special L-shaped top sheets that reach up to armpit level on a woman but only waist level on the man lying beside her. 3. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread. 4. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off – even while scuba...

Dec 27th

20 things we learned from the internet

You want it, you can find it online. If you don’t want it, you can also find it online. It might take a while. Sometimes the hunt is half the fun. Everyone has a website. Grandfathers, mothers and babies. Everyone. At some point, Google became a verb. The difference between web surfing with IE and Firefox is the difference between body armor and a trendy cotton vest. If it sounds to good...

Dec 27th

10 things we learned from Spiderman 3

Spiderman 3 is not just all fun and games, you know. Look a bit closer and Sam Raimi and co. are really making very acute social observations about life, love and sand. WARNING! SPOILERS AHEAD! 1. EMOs are a product of alien symbiosis 2. If you find yourself running from the law, no problem! Just hop over the gate that says ‘DANGER! Particle Physics Experiment in progress’ and you’re in the...

Dec 27th

“A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks...”

Dec 27th

Quote #598333

 
 i ditch girls for video games all the time
 
 toggling between your porn window and your gaming window does not qualify as "ditching girls for video games"

Dec 27th

“ Because if you walk on alone you wouldn’t make any one suffer”

Dec 26th

“6.30 winter morn Snow keeps falling, silent dawn A rose by any other name Eva...”

– Eva -Nightwish

Dec 26th

Inappropiate answers to "how are you?"

> So very alone >Good, really good thanks to your mom > I don’t have to answer that. You’re not my probation officer > Fair to partly none-of-your-damn-business > Well the itching has stopped >Chewy >On fire. well just my loins.

Dec 26th